Illinois Car Humor
How To Identify Where A Driver Is From
- One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago
- One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York
- One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
- One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California.
- Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
- One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle
