Arizona Car Humor
You live in Arizona when...
- You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
- You can open and drive your car without touching the car door or the steering wheel.
- You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
- The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
- You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.
- You would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
- You can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.
- "Dress Code" is meaningless at high schools and universities. Picture lingerie ads.
- You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
